We messed around with Funcom's Conan Exiles for the "length" of time many did - to see how these twisted Swedes had embroidered a physics operative human phallus. However much space it might have taken up in the budget, their proprietary dongsim must certainly have paid itself back in earned media. I thought it was cool but the style of game it is means I'd have to get a bunch of people to join me, plus it is very scary. But… I don't know. This Dune variant of Funcom's "thing" - a "thing" they've been conceiving and building upon for decades - might bring me around. Especially with that Collector's Edition. Yowza!

I mean, look at it.

I bet I could trick a couple people into that shit.

With Jasmine out at the JoCo Crooz, the only force keeping us from a torrid affair with Balatro has been destroyed. Now, join Dabe and I on a shadowy journey into mysticism, cards, math, alchemical formulae, and madness live on streem.

(CW)TB out.