There is nothing that escapes our gaze, expanded as it is by thousands upon thousands of grisly servants. One such creature, "James," let us know that apparently a Div shirt compelled a young man to do something very lewd indeed, something I cannot officially endorse but secretly believe is all the way live.
When the Ann Coulter spoke at his school, he took this opportunity to pose a ribald query and then "ran the 30 yards from the microphone back up the aisle to his seat making a repeated motion with his right arm and hand, which was cupped in a circular shape, toward his crotchal area simulating masturbation."
Again, this is not the sort of thing Penny Arcade, Inc. or any of its subsidiaries can support in any way. But it is totally awesome.
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