The Penny Arcade family is looking for a new member. We considered stealing DNA from the unearthed remains of the most ruthless military leaders in history. We would then use advanced cloning to combine said DNA with a healthy ovum. Then we allow this monster to gestate to maturity before hiring it as our merchandise manager. In the end we decided this plan was illegal and morally questionable. So plan B was to just post the job listing on the internet and then hire the most qualified person.
Would you like to work at Penny Arcade?
-Gabe out
June 8, 2009
