God I hate those headlines. Honestly once you read these facts you will probably believe them. You should believe them anyway because they are true. If you don’t believe I’d actually be kind of surprised. That headline sucks though: “3 facts about PAX East that you will more than likely believe.”

He was fucking around out there Spark-wise when I got to work, and it was clear that he had been putting his best into it. I won't lie: when the camera focused in on a wreath of thorns, and the word "Thornwatch" came up, I felt it in my gut. So maybe he's a little more savvy than we imply.

Frozen Endzone hits Steam Early Access today. I find "sports" challenging, but tactical games based on sports are another irresistible clutch, so I'm glad they went that route. I don't remember if I asked him or if he asked me, but I'm happy to do my part to spread the word. Ladies and Gentlemen, here is Paul Taylor of Mode7 games.

My mind is essentially redlined all the time. But I can always instantiate "the receptionist," a demi-conscious shard of my capacity that appears to be a person and can respond believably to ninety percent of queries. Apportioning greater focus requires that something hit the "clutch": it must stop normal operation on account of its persistence or its unique virtue. Such things can be buzzed in and merged into the schedule.

It feels like subterfuge, and the raw facts of the case are true, but Kara is way into this kind of shit. It's not really a "deal." This is not how it works at my house. There is no special allowance for toys-playing-with, even if they are the very best toys.

Major Nelson came by the office on Wednesday to show Tycho and I how the new Twitch app worked on Xbox One. He had stopped by a few weeks prior and found us streaming from the PS4. Larry is a cool guy though and even jumped into our stream and showed off the Titanfall controller. I was a little worried the PS4 camera would melt him but he left unscathed. Anyway he knows we like to stream now and he wanted to show off their new app. He ended up hooking me up with a code so I could grab it myself at home and play with it before its official release on Tuesday alongside Titanfall. I played with it last night and came away really impressed.

I just wanted to give a few updates on some of the stuff we have in the works.

The comic we were attempting to make about Project Spark never materialized, and instead, this comic managed to peck its way out the of the shell. Kiko asked me if we had a podcast of this writing process, presumably because it would have been "interesting," but we didn't. And when I think about it, there is no causal chain that results in the strip. The strip is like something we found half-submerged in sand, complete and entire.

When the new site launched a few weeks ago I mentioned it was a work in progress. Erika, Levin and Kenneth have all been hard at work finishing stuff that just wasn’t ready for launch and also taking all the feedback we got into consideration. Well last night we updated the site with a bunch of new features. Let me break it all down for you.

Dead Nation lands on the PS4 today with a few upgrades. The original was a decent twin stick shooter but not really a stand out in my opinion. I’d probably skip this new version if it wasn’t for the Broadcast+ feature. Supposedly it will allow Twitch viewers to spawn items, weapons and even more zombies into the game by typing keywords into the chat. I’m sort of curious how this works so let’s give it a try today.

The fourth or fifth time I tried to explain Bitcoinz™, I started to notice a pattern. But every time I thought I was getting a little closer to real shit, like a cartographer whose previous journeys had prepared me for the next.

You would think retrofitting an unrelentingly charming, polychromatic setting into a team-based shooter would be the hard part, but no. They nailed that part. When you can get in to play Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare, holy shit. Not everybody got the memo brand-wise, but believe it: I can banish them. I know how to Snap Party.

I dunno. I would describe the current schedule for Thornwatch as "aggressive" and "ambitious," things I don't normally associate with my associate. It's happening, though. It's really happening.

This is the year that Thornwatch goes from being a hobby that I play with my friends to a game you all can go to the store and buy. That means I need help and that means letting people in on the creation process which so far has been...messy. There was a point during a game a few weeks ago when we decided we needed to alter a word on some of the cards. I said that was gonna take me a while and Mike fehlauer helpfully suggested I just use the “find and replace” command. It dawned on me then that he assumed I had done the smart thing and created all these cards in some sort of easily editable program like Excel or Word. I laughed and watched his face drop as I explained that each of these cards is a multi layered Photoshop file with dozens of layers representing various iterations and ideas. Everyone at the table looked at me like I was insane. “We need to see your files” they said.

We are gonna turn on the stream machine today around 2:00pm PST. We’ll be playing Thief and chatting with folks watching at home. You’ll be able to watch it right here:

A comic which embroiders universal themes.