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The Bevolence Department

By Tycho – May 26, 2003

One, Corey from If Then Else Online wanted to thank you all for breaking his server last time, and he wanted to say that he has some bandwidth now for you to soak up. This young man made a very good impression on us at The Emerald City Comic Con, as well as the SakuraCon, so, if you wouldn't mind...

Xbox Live

By Tycho – May 26, 2003

When discussing the Xbox version of Return To Castle Wolfenstein, I suggested that there were people out there running servers who had no business hosting them on their anemic connections. A human being wrote in to say that people shouldn't have to run their own Xbox Live servers. That is a separate issue, but in my opinion, it is quite a valid point.

Leaving On A Jet Plane

By Tycho – May 26, 2003

This Thursday, a savings project that began the day I was married will come to fruition as I go from Seattle to Rome, and then Munich. I said Let's Go To Japan, and she heard Europe, but if that is the extent of the difficulties inherent in our eternal union then that's probably okay.

Splinter Cell: Adjective Noun

By Tycho – May 26, 2003

I'm sure Pandora Tomorrow means something to somebody, but I don't actually want to know what it means, because then the game will be over. Like Rogue Spears and Raven Shields, I prefer to think of these terms as beyond meaning. Gabriel thought people might enjoy the individual panels at a larger scale, and he was correct, at least in my case: sample vicher versions of Sam without accessories, with helmet, with glasses, and with simian. |p> I was hoping to see some of the new Splinter Cell in the UbiSoft booth at this year's E3, as my well publicized affection for the original game compels me to imagine its successor. As everyone now knows, multiplayer has now been confirmed for the title, and though one gets the impression from the press release that it will be cooperative in nature, that's basically all we know. We were trying to figure out how voice support might work in a stealth game, and it seemed like it might be interesting if the volume of your speech was detectable by AI soldiers and whatnot, necessitating low voices. Ever since I started appending voice support to my games with programs like Battlefield Commander a few years ago, I've been wondering when voice would become a real part of games, actqally integrated with the simulation. Voice recognition - as in SOCOM, let's say, where you can issue commands to your squad - is certainly welcome, but I am talking about a level of immersion somewhat beyond simulating a keyboard.

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Tron 2.0

By Tycho – May 23, 2003

Tron is something of a fetish for me, and though all gamers in my age category may not feel a tingling downstairs when they watch it, I think it is fair to say that affection for the film - with its themes of electronic theology and geek empowerment - has maintained with very little attenuation.

It's Not Their Fault

By Tycho – May 23, 2003

You know how when we killed Jesus, he asked God to forgive us because we just didn't know any better? You need to show that brand of divine benevolence to these animals who mar gaming with their ignorance, with their sloth, and with their ineptitude.

LIAR!

By Gabe – May 23, 2003

Paul Byrnes is a liar.

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Holy Shit

By Tycho – May 23, 2003

The Thickets are going to play at our thing?

Another thing

By Gabe – May 23, 2003

Necrowombicon 2k3 in Vancouver (Burnaby) BC Canada "This year we have POWER!"

PA stuff

By Gabe – May 23, 2003

Three quick Penny Arcade related items.

The Buddy System

By Tycho – May 23, 2003

Gabriel briefly discussed the Buddy System on Monday, and the rules for this system are uncomplicated. There are but three tenets:

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Full Spectrum Warrior Stuff

By Tycho – May 21, 2003

I just got off the phone with Matt, producer for the title, and he told me some pretty dope shit. I was thinking about how the readers of this site allow us to lead a truly ridiculous life, and so I thought, hey, maybe they will want to know this stuff.

More games

By Gabe – May 21, 2003

I just wanted to comment quickly on some of the other titles I saw at the show that really impressed me.

Tycho's E3 Rundown

By Tycho – May 21, 2003

Let me tell you of the wonders I beheld at this year's Electronic Entertainment Expo.

Matrix

By Gabe – May 20, 2003

A lot of people have asked so I will just say that yes I saw the Matrix this weekend and I thought it was awesome. I know the popular opinion among dorks is that it wasn’t very good. Maybe I’m not a very good dork because I loved every bit of it.