Listen buddy I apologize for rocking so hard in front of you all the time. I know it’s really not fair to you. But you have gone over the edge with that fucking song. I think it might be time to think about some counseling.

I post that Goddamn video of Gabe's, and now every mail in my Inbox is "Gabe's Awesome" or "Gabe Rox." Fuck that. I've got that Greatest Hits shit, bitch. What the fuck does he got?

There is kind of a cool fan project over yonder which you might appreciate, if you like the RPGs. They crave new members who will help them populate their database of Role-Playing Games.

May 3rd is Free Comic Book Day, God dammit. So go get your free comic books. Tomorrow. Not today!

One possible explanation for Frank's request in the last panel of today's strip: perhaps, in his own irrepressible way, he is attempting to get Gabriel to conform to the tenets of No Pants Day. I had originally submitted a Canadian origin for this most festive of days, when indeed the truth is quite different. No Pants Day, originally Non Pantus Dei, was inaugurated the same day pants were invented.

Something happened and I don't know what. It might have been the Cardboard and Steel miniseries. The long and the short of it is that, like the addict who performs "services" for crack rock, so too have I acquired a sweet tooth for continuity. The process was so insidious that I wasn't even aware as the healthy portions of my mind were carted out in the night and replaced with the seeds of a thousand stories. In any case, this strip not only includes Frank, but kicks off a series of indeterminate length. God help us all.

I saw over on that most mystical of boxes an interesting bit of Xbox "ive news:

I am sorry that I overreacted like that. You know I don’t want to hurt you. I think we both said some things that we don’t mean. I would like very much to go to your birthday party with two clowns.

I'm very sorry that I made fun of your secret treehouse club. I hope you can still come to my birthday party, which will include not one, but two clowns.

"All three of them."

What an upstanding bunch. I just got off the phone with their director, their slavering law dogs are already on the trail.

I think I've said my piece.

I have got some pretty exciting news. Drum roll please...I have an interview at E3 with Ben Herman, President of the newly revived SNK NEOGEO USA Consumer Corp.

Committing time-sensitive data to a format which only distributes once a month is already a harrowing proposition - it is not overstating the case to say that this method of dissemination is behind the curve roughly five hundred years. It certainly doesn't help that when these magazines do secure an exclusive of some kind, maintained artificially, Bob in the copy room or Bob at the printer has scans of the whole Goddamn thing available for absolutely every one, as many as three weeks before the periodical itself hits stores.

This has got to be the most exciting pre-E3 news I’ve read yet. SNK is back and they are going to be developing games for the current crop of systems. There is even mention of a 3D Metal Slug game in the article. If you would like to meet me at E3 I will be in booth # 3008, drooling all over myself and blubbering like a fan boy.

I have never been able to repress my affection for Howard Phillips Lovecraft, whose verbosity is matched only by his ability to use a lot of words.