Long ago, around the time my youngest daughter Ronia and I started playing tons of games together, I turned on a setting - I don't even know where this setting is, honestly - that automatically hid pervert shit on Steam. That's just not for me; I don't go there for that. It's a lotta VNs and games that were basically Bejeweled, Bejeweled in every single way, except for like… you know. The demon tits.
So when Gabe was trying to tell me what had been served to him on his new games carousel, something called Kobold Kare, I did a search for it and nothing came up. It looked very much like he was having a psychotic break, one whose cleavage point was a combination of a farm sim and a pen full of horny, diminutive reptile sluts.
I'm not gonna link it, but it won't be hard for you to find because you know the name of it, and the fact that you're reading this means you have access to a network that contains both things. I only saw the trailer, so there is a lot about the game I don't know. For example: does it model nitrogen fixing in the soil? If I grow a crop of nasty whore lizards, do I need to be rotating them with legumes of various kinds, or even leaving a field fallow for a time? I don't want a situation where arable land has to go unused because I wasn't paying close enough attention to the inputs.
Hey! We have a rare treat, a Saturday sponsored stream for the incredibly cool Demeo, which they've steadily improved and added dungeons to for more than a year and a half now. We'll be hitting up the newest content Reign of Madness, which also sees the new Barbarian class hit the roster.
On Saturday, 12/17, join us on Twitch for a look at the newest #Demeo adventure: Reign of Madness! Our friends from @DemeoGame will be dropping by from 3-5pm PT. For more info on the new adventure, which drops today, check out https://t.co/7MJL1TqwP2 pic.twitter.com/FxykDFU6Nv
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Next year will see a novel PvP approach called Demeo Battles hit - they're just doing everything right. Come see why we might think that on stream with special guests from the team on Saturday, at 3pm PST!
(CW)TB out.
