In what must certainly be the most clever, most wicked of techniques, Wizards is making a single, special version of the new One Ring card. There'll be thousands of the normal one, but the fancypants version will be foil and emblazon'd with the Black Speech, which seems like a dangerous business all on its own before you start thinking about the ramifications. Also, I want to warn you before you click: this strip features disturbing anti-me imagery, fashioned into a cruel barb by my best friend in the entire world. I wish someone had warned me.

I was going to say that this card thing was like the Golden Ticket from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but there's a handful of those things and only one of these. Comparatively, there's an almost infinite number of Golden Tickets! They're layin' around all over the place. They're spilling out of the Garbage in the kitchen, and your mom is mad you haven't taken it out.

Dirty Dwab, star of the Fridabe Streems will warm up the apparatus around 10 or so with his continued Hi-Fi Rush excursions. The game is better than it has any right to be, and there's a lot more going on mechanically than you'd expect at first. As soon as I've constructed Monday's strip woth Mork, I'll head over with my Steam Deck and we'll figure out if there's some cool co-op shit we've overlooked. It's always a good time, and if you would like to enter into a weekend gear slightly early we can provide the venue. I should mention the Kickstarter. There! I have done so.

(CW)TB out.