We are not merely suggesting that the World of Warcraft CCG is satanic - we are suggesting that it was literally designed by Satan.

Nobody can get them to work, but they have been "released," to the extent that even makes sense. My Xbox has been "donated" to PAX, it's in a crate with a hundred other machines, so I wouldn't have been able to play it anyway. It's actually a comfort to know it doesn't work.

This can be accomplished by starting the game, and immediately holding down A, B, X, Y, R, and L. I'm pretty sure.

It is difficult to contain my excitement.

Precisely who does one call when they find someone has been abusing their virtual pet? Is there no celebrity associated with this cause? Because I think it's fair to assume that the phenomenon is on the rise.

The battle between PA and PvP continues to rage on Dark Iron. When our guilds started on this server it was essentially brand new. Now I have about a twenty minute wait every night just to log in. Fans of both comics have absolutely swarmed the serve. We’ve had the occasional server hic up but for the most part it’s been smooth sailing. We’ve decided to try and limit the number of people we take into raids and that has seemed to help. Honestly the wait really doesn’t bother me, like I said before this PA vs PvP thing is the most fun I’ve had in WOW and I’ve been playing since the beta.

The battle between PA and PvP continues to rage on Dark Iron. When our guilds started on this server it was essentially brand new. Now I have about a twenty minute wait every night just to log in. Fans of both comics have absolutely swarmed the serve. We’ve had the occasional server hic up but for the most part it’s been smooth sailing. We’ve decided to try and limit the number of people we take into raids and that has seemed to help. Honestly the wait really doesn’t bother me, like I said before this PA vs PvP thing is the most fun I’ve had in WOW and I’ve been playing since the beta.

Just to let attendees know. We'll let The Videogame Pianist, Optimus Rhyme, and the NESkimos rock for as long as they like.

If you still aren’t sure exactly what this whole PAX thing is, you should check out this interview over at Gamecloud. Our man Mike Fehlauer does a good job of explaining what the Penny Arcade expo is all about. We have five different nick names for Mike here at the office but I honestly don’t think I can repeat any of them. I promise you they are extremely clever insults that sound very similar to his real name but call into question his sexual orientation.

When I was writing that book for Dark Horse last week, I moved the speakers off my desk and onto Gabe's, with disastrous results. Yes, we only have one set. No, I don't remember why. Stores do sell this kind of thing.

Usually when I heard that a brand has been spun off into some other take on the franchise I cringe instinctively. That's not exactly fair, because some of my favorite games have been born in this way: Final Fantasy Tactics is an excellent game in it's own right, thought it leveraged the most potent brand in the universe. Heroes of Might and Magic itself was a spinoff, and you'd be a fool to hold that against it.

This post isn't actually about World of Warcraft.

We got to thinking that since the show isn't 24 hours, and there are some types of games that require a little more permanence, we'd take advantage of the ballroom the Doubletree gave us so you could kind of create your own convention.

Reactions to the Xbox 360 pricing have been all over the place, most of what I've seen is bad, but at the end of the day I doubt it really matters. People buy what they want to buy, even if it places them in mortal danger.

Some kind of Horde elementary school field trip stopped in Goldshire a couple nights ago. We called their parents and sent them all home. Crazy kids.

We've got a thread going in the forum where you can kick out questions for our panels - they're all listed there, and it'll help us prepare for the event a little bit.