It is a very good thing that we had the foresight to produce today's comic on Wednesday, as I am typing this newspost from the Goddamn maternity ward while Gabriel paces out there in the hallway.

They have it over at 3D Gamers now, I'll probably hop on that torrent. This DLX thing is taking Goddamn forever.

I just saw this go up over at Gamespot's download site, DLX - here you go. It has a single player level, as well as a skirmish mode.

You might be wondering how we can turn this into a storyline. I guess you'll just have to wait and see. We have a lot to discuss, so let's move forward.

Here is a pretty awesome picture of the line out in front of the convention center before PAX. Click on the thumbnail for the full picture.

Gabe's list is already a serious indictment, but there are some things that didn't end up on there just because he and I have different tastes - particularly where PC titles are concerned. Please append the following to create a Master List. Every one of these is a game that I actively follow and am interested in purchasing, or at least I would, in a universe where polysyllabic words are a form of currency. Also, the links all go to EB, but that's just where I got the ship dates. They aren't links of the "Affiliate/I Get Money If You Buy It" variety.

This was the other explanation I heard a few times. I’ve gone ahead and removed the name of the developer again.

I’ve got a great letter here from a developer. I’m not going to say where he works but you’ve probably played his games.

During the entire summer I purchased maybe three or four games tops. I was in an EB yesterday looking at all the coming soon boxes and it got me thinking. I went home and compiled a list of all the games coming out just in September that I really want to play. Take a fucking look at this:

In Tycho’s post above he says, “since the betas apparently go out to people who aren't familiar with the fucking Tribes universe while I'm at home jacking off to the Starsiege manual,”

Robert was about 15 hours into the new Star Ocean when I left him yesterday, and he was pulling off some pretty cool shit - inventing items and securing patents on them for sale across the galaxy, pulling off hot combos and hanging out with nymphs. He and Gabriel do agree on one thing: it begins with nearly three hours of merciless boredom, after which point you probably deserve whatever great game might exist beyond that bleak expanse. One of them said things really start to look up around hour fifteen, and one of them began to roar and paw at the air. I'll let you guess which is which.

Want to take a Penny Arcade trivia test? Well if you do, then go here.

I’ve been really busy with PAX but I wanted to make sure I uploaded a sketch dump this week. There isn’t much but you can see it right here.

ALL FUCKING DAY!

I did not fashion the Darkspur. No man did.

The other day I told Tycho that we needed to write a comic strip. He thought for a few minutes and then said “I have an awesome idea!” I assumed that he meant he had an idea for the next strip but I quickly realized that wasn’t the case. He moved to his desk and disassembled the scissors. Then, using a rubber band he attached one of the blades to the end of his cardboard tube. Then he spun around and waved it in my face proclaiming that he had fashioned what he referred to as the “DarkSpur”.